Monday, May 2, 2011

eighteen days

eighteen more days of...
 "how many are in there?"
peeing in my pants when i cough (sneeze, laugh, cry)
walking like a duck
farting like a man
eating entire tubs of watermelon and/or cantaloupe
sam pinching my belly and saying "come outttt"
wearing shoes with my laces untied
that weird wrinkle that's formed under my boobs and across the top of my "fundus"
gagging while brushing my teeth (possibly)
hugs around the tummy from an excited Ladybug
belly-button "microphone" messages before nighty-night
raging heartburn, morning-noon-night
bananas to prevent 3 am charlie-horse cramps
and
eighteen more days of wondering if it has a ding-a-ling or not.
eighteen more days...or less.  i hope.
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15 comments:

  1. RottenMomMay 2, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    You had my attention at "farting like a man"!
    Hang in there girl!
    So excited for you and your family!

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  2. Christine--RHPMay 2, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    the home stretch!! My stepdaughter is due on the 19th with her first. So exciting!!!

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  3. BrookeMay 2, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    Our babes will be so close!! 22 until my due date, but I am thinking it will be sooner. I have a very optimistic first-time-mom post scheduled tomorrow with details : )

    The gas is major...

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  4. MaryAnneMay 3, 2011 at 7:23 AM

    Good luck!

    I would say enjoy the nights of uninterrupted sleep, but what 9-months-pregnant mom gets uninterrupted sleep at night?

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  5. stephanieMay 3, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Very well put!!

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  6. myinnerchick.comMay 4, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    This is hilarous...sorry for laughing at your expense !:)
    Good Luck!!!

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  7. toolscatalog.blogspot.comMay 5, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    Nice one.

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  8. SepticTank.co.ukMay 5, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    I have really enjoyed your blog

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  9. StrongNHimMay 6, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Congratulations! I am due on July 29th... I am so glad someone else has the same feelings. I laughed out loud reading this. Thanks for sharing.

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  10. AnonymousMay 8, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    I love ur writings!

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  11. RaulMay 9, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Great blog i like it ;)

    www.quien-sabe.es/outdoor

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  12. Sara LouiseMay 10, 2011 at 6:54 AM

    HA HA!!! I hope your days fly by :-)

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  13. PorkStarMay 10, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    It's may 9th, or 10th, i cant remember, you should be about to pop one of these days.

    Good luck ma'am and comeback soon with baby(es) in tow and post more funnies.

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