“successful” trip to Target in which my previous posts about not going to Target were quickly forgotten.
nursed Annie (both sides) while she was strapped in the front-pack. completely avoiding red-faced, baby-goat noises all together.
ate a whole breakfast including coffee from a travel-mug JG ingeniously suggested. And a bagel my toaster oven (miraculously) didn’t burn.
dressed Sam in under thirty minutes.
remembered EVERYTHING on my grocery list without fishing it from my purse to double-check.
ate lunch. (okay. this hasn’t technically happened yet, but I’m dreaming of a turkey sandwich right now and I vow not to disappoint my stomach)
won my first game of Words With Friends against a random opponent on my new-to-me incredi-phone
changed an itty bitty diaper on my lap in the front seat of my van without having to change my clothes when I got home.
lost and then found a new hot-wheels helicopter.
purchased a hearty supply of tiny underpants. potty school updates to come.
sad attempt at a nap involving television and little dog barking at camels, dogs, chickens. (still sort of annoyed that every channel I flipped to featured fauna)
BLOG POST…(is it dorky that I’m raising the roof right now?)
is that all I have done today? wow. it really is.
oh, wait. I showered.
now MARVEL AT ME while I pretend my house isn’t a disaster and my socks match one-another. mwah-hahahahahahahahah! thursday hasn’t seen the last of me yet.