Stardust is a pretty hip hangout these days with a full liquor bar and vegan- friendly fare. I first started my relationship with "The Dust" more than ten years ago. Back when it's claim to fame was a wicked selection of VHS and DVD rentals and a killer cup of coffee. I traded books from a single shelf of used paperbacks at the front of the shop and drank my first Orangina on a date with a guy I've maybe mentioned here once before.
Over the years, the movie rental part of business must have proven less lucrative because the collection I remember browsing has turned into the backdrop to a newer hangout where healthy food and imported beers reign supreme. The one shelf of books has grown into a wall of books for sale or trade and they still sell the shit out of some Orangina.
It's a cool place. Has been. Will be.
But I didn't bring up Stardust because I wanted to review it and make you all jealous that you live too far away to frequent such a cool hangout. I brought it up because while we were enjoying our lunch last weekend (as much as a group of grownups can enjoy a meal with three kids hanging about), Sam decided to mortify me by yelling the word COCK half a dozen times before finishing it up with one very demure
Lucky for us, the joint was mostly empty tables peppered with some groups of people on laptops and notebooks who were probably in need of a little comic relief.
Shortly after the scene, he found a tricycle and began his tour of the shop waving at strangers and honking a pretend horn.
Let's hope he doesn't break out the eff-bomb while we're at the doctor's office next week.