Monday, May 2, 2011

eighteen days

eighteen more days of...
 "how many are in there?"
peeing in my pants when i cough (sneeze, laugh, cry)
walking like a duck
farting like a man
eating entire tubs of watermelon and/or cantaloupe
sam pinching my belly and saying "come outttt"
wearing shoes with my laces untied
that weird wrinkle that's formed under my boobs and across the top of my "fundus"
gagging while brushing my teeth (possibly)
hugs around the tummy from an excited Ladybug
belly-button "microphone" messages before nighty-night
raging heartburn, morning-noon-night
bananas to prevent 3 am charlie-horse cramps
and
eighteen more days of wondering if it has a ding-a-ling or not.
eighteen more days...or less.  i hope.

15 comments:

RottenMom said...

You had my attention at "farting like a man"!
Hang in there girl!
So excited for you and your family!

Christine--RHP said...

the home stretch!! My stepdaughter is due on the 19th with her first. So exciting!!!

Brooke said...

Our babes will be so close!! 22 until my due date, but I am thinking it will be sooner. I have a very optimistic first-time-mom post scheduled tomorrow with details : )

The gas is major...

MaryAnne said...

Good luck!

I would say enjoy the nights of uninterrupted sleep, but what 9-months-pregnant mom gets uninterrupted sleep at night?

Stephanie said...

Very well put!!

myinnerchick.com said...

This is hilarous...sorry for laughing at your expense !:)
Good Luck!!!

toolscatalog.blogspot.com said...

Nice one.

The Septic Tank Blog said...

I have really enjoyed your blog

StrongNHim said...

Congratulations! I am due on July 29th... I am so glad someone else has the same feelings. I laughed out loud reading this. Thanks for sharing.

Fathya Zana said...

I love ur writings!

Raul said...

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Sara Louise said...

HA HA!!! I hope your days fly by :-)

PorkStar said...

It's may 9th, or 10th, i cant remember, you should be about to pop one of these days.

Good luck ma'am and comeback soon with baby(es) in tow and post more funnies.

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