Gynocologist: That's actually tomorrow. You must have written it down wrong.
Me: Oh, fooey. I was just so darn-tootin' excited to strip naked and try to wrap that yards worth of paper sheet around myself that I came a day early.
Gynocologist: I see.
Me: I guess I'll have to wait a whole twenty-four hours before I can come back and stick my feet up in those stirrups while "sexy nurse" hands you the bajingo jack.
Me: Can I try on your gyno-goggles?
Me: Thanks, anyway. See you tomorrow.