I swiped this meme from Molly and then decided I’d like to know how JG would answer about me. He took it seriously, as he does most things, and spent twice as long to fill it out as I did. He carefully researched and shooed me out of the bedroom whenever I peeped in to make him hurry the eff up put some laundry away. Here’s how the whole thing worked out. I needed two tissues to get through his whole list… it’s honest and heartbreakingly sweet . Much better than my silly answers.
if i were a month i’d be June
if she were a month she’d be part of summer break
if i were a day i’d be Labor Day
if she were a day she’d be Friday
if i were a time of day i’d be happy hour
if she were a time of day she’d be dusk
if i were a font i’d be courier
if she were a font she’d be a soft one in italics
if i were a sea animal i’d be a coral reef
if she were a sea animal she’d be a sea horse
if i were a direction i’d be east
if she were a direction she’d be wherever home is
if i were a piece of furniture i’d be a tufted ottoman
if she were a piece of furniture she’d be a hand made adirondack
if i were a liquid i’d be crystal pepsi
if she were a liquid she’d be really super cold milk
if i were a gemstone i’d be a black tahitian pearl
if she were a gemstone she’d be a black pearl
if i were a tree i’d be a willow tree
if she were a tree she’d be a bradford pear
if i were a tool i’d be a monkey wrench
if she were a tool she’d be a Leatherman
if i were a flower i’d be always in bloom
if she were a flower she’d be a tulip
if i were an element of weather i’d be a sunshower
if she were an element of weather she’d be a warm front in january
if i were a musical instrument i’d be a ukulele
if she were a musical instrument she’d be an oboe
if i were a colour i’d be aquamarine
if i were a colour she’d be green
if i were an emotion i’d be awe
if she were an emotion she’d empathy
if i were a fruit i’d be a keylime
if she were a fruit she’d be a pomegranate
if i were a sound i’d be boingggg
if she were a sound she’d be summertime in a park
if i were an element i’d be oxygen
if she were an element she'd be Germanium
if i were a car i’d be fuel efficient
if she were a car she’d be the Tesla Roadster
if i were a food i’d be decadent
if she were a food she’d be pepper jack and wheat thins
if i were a place i’d be a green valley
if she were a place she’d be Lake Como
if i were material i’d be linen
if she were material she’d be Silicone coated Nylon
if i were a taste i’d be savory
if she were a taste she’d be strawberries, feta cheese and balsamic vinegar
if i were a scent i’d be sandalwood
if she were a scent she’d be coffee
if i were a body part i’d be the funny bone
if she were a body part she'd be a breast
if i were a song i’d be Written and Sung by Willie Nelson
if she were a song she’d be one of those church hymns that make me question my dislike of organized religion cause they make you feel so good to sing
if i were a bird i’d be molting
if she were a bird she’d be a cute little blue finch
if i were a gift i’d be “just because”
if she were a gift she’d be a box of chocolates
if i were a city i’d be bustling
if she were a city she’d be Barcelona
if i were a door i’d have a mail slot
if she were a door she’d be the door to a clubhouse... members only
if i were a pair of shoes i’d be strappy
if she were a pair of shoes she’d be sexy red heels
if i were a poem i’d be The Sleepers by Sylvia Plath
if she were a poem she’d be Remind Me Not, Remind Me Not by Byron
Hope everyone’s having a stellar weekend. I'm so glad he’s home for a while. Nothing can ruin it for me. Not even room-temp milk.
7 comments:
This is wonderful & I almost cried. Love, love, love it. I swiped the meme from Julie and did it, and am now following it around the blogosphere, and loving it.
This is a fabulous take.
:) Debi
Thanks, Debi! I love when these things go around and take on new life.
Also. I love your photos. Stunning!
I love this. I would like to get my husband to do it...if only to see him write that I'm times new roman, because it's likely the only font he has heard of...
i will link back if/when we work on it.
I love my wife.
... my Word Verification is "fleeb"
Aw, this is SO sweet - you've got a good one there!
I'm slowly but surely catching up on my blog reading ...
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