Mr and Mrs Meme

I swiped this meme from Molly and then decided I’d like to know how JG would answer about me.  He took it seriously, as he does most things, and spent twice as long to fill it out as I did.  He carefully researched and shooed me out of the bedroom whenever I peeped in to make him hurry the eff up put some laundry away.  Here’s how the whole thing worked out.  I needed two tissues to get through his whole list… it’s honest and heartbreakingly sweet .   Much better than my silly answers.

 

if i were a month i’d be June

if she were a month she’d be part of summer break

if i were a day i’d be Labor Day

if she were a day she’d be Friday

if i were a time of day i’d be happy hour

if she were a time of day she’d be dusk

if i were a font i’d be courier

if she were a font she’d be a soft one in italics

if i were a sea animal i’d be a coral reef

if she were a sea animal she’d be a sea horse

if i were a direction i’d be east

if she were a direction she’d be wherever home is

if i were a piece of furniture i’d be a tufted ottoman

if she were a piece of furniture she’d be a hand made adirondack

if i were a liquid i’d be crystal pepsi

if she were a liquid she’d be really super cold milk

if i were a gemstone i’d be a black tahitian pearl

if she were a gemstone she’d be a black pearl

if i were a tree i’d be a willow tree

if she were a tree she’d be a bradford pear

if i were a tool i’d be a monkey wrench

if she were a tool she’d be a Leatherman 

if i were a flower i’d be always in bloom

if she were a flower she’d be a tulip

if i were an element of weather i’d be a sunshower

if she were an element of weather she’d be a warm front in january

if i were a musical instrument i’d be a ukulele

if she were a musical instrument she’d be an oboe

if i were a colour i’d be  aquamarine

if i were a colour she’d be green

if i were an emotion i’d be awe

if she were an emotion she’d empathy

if i were a fruit i’d be a keylime

if she were a fruit she’d be a pomegranate

if i were a sound i’d be boingggg

if she were a sound she’d be summertime in a park

if i were an element i’d be oxygen

if she were an element she'd be Germanium

if i were a car i’d be fuel efficient

if she were a car she’d be the Tesla Roadster

if i were a food i’d be decadent

if she were a food she’d be pepper jack and wheat thins

if i were a place i’d be a green valley

if she were a place she’d be Lake Como

if i were material i’d be linen

if she were material she’d be Silicone coated Nylon

if i were a taste i’d be savory

if she were a taste she’d be strawberries, feta cheese and balsamic vinegar

if i were a scent i’d be sandalwood

if she were a scent she’d be coffee

if i were a body part i’d be the funny bone

if she were a body part she'd be a breast

if i were a song i’d be Written and Sung by Willie Nelson

if she were a song she’d be one of those church hymns that make me question my dislike of organized religion cause they make you feel so good to sing

if i were a bird i’d be molting

if she were a bird she’d be a cute little blue finch                                                                   

if i were a gift i’d be “just because”

if she were a gift she’d be a box of chocolates

if i were a city i’d be bustling

if she were a city she’d be Barcelona

if i were a door i’d have a mail slot

if she were a door she’d be the door to a clubhouse... members only

if i were a pair of shoes i’d be strappy

if she were a pair of shoes she’d be sexy red heels

if i were a poem i’d be The Sleepers by Sylvia Plath

if she were a poem she’d be Remind Me Not, Remind Me Not by Byron

 

Hope everyone’s having a stellar weekend.  I'm so glad he’s home for a while.  Nothing can ruin it for me.  Not even room-temp milk.