Here’s a list of the stuff on the floor of my car.
one hundred “Morning O’s” give or take a million
one stuffed bunny covered in applesauce
two capri-sun straw wrappers
three capri-sun pouches (the ratio of straw wrappers to pouches is wrong and that’s just off-putting now, isn’t it?)
a bag of stuff belonging to a neighbor: pink beach towel, blue and purpley sparkle eye shadow in a blue plastic case. (i have very sophisticated neighbors)
tan sweater- because the heat index here today is 106, but I still GET COLD.
one freshly squeezed lime. freshness fading fast. (wtf)
five socks of varying sizes and colors
a severely bent Ikea umbrella
two empty coffee cups
one pacifier complete with human AND dog hair
two empty Buddy Fruit pouches (seriously, everything we eat does NOT come from a pouch. i promise.)
one Go-gurt pouch. (okay, MOST of what we eat doesn’t come out of a pouch.)
one broken headband- two pieces
one sippy cup with mystery drink inside-original date of freshness unknown.
three reusable grocery bags because i care about the Earff.
the field trip permission slip i looked hours for in February
hanna montana sunglasses- those go with my um…jeans
a receipt from world market I wiped Sam snot on after a monster sneeze and no tissues
pack of tissues (doh)
sixty seven cents- no quarters
box of drammamine