you might be a so-so

This whole gimmick worked for Jeff Foxworthy.  I'm not sure why I am inspired by that, but I am.  Go with it.

If you have ever washed a load of laundry without soap. And then re-washed it. Without soap.  You might be a so-so.

If you have ever shaved your legs with the cover on the blade, you might be a so-so.

If you have done a craigslist search for lice-eating monkeys, you might be a so-so.

 

If you've made poop jokes during active labor, you might be a so-so.

If you refuse to drink milk on the day of expiration, you might be a so-so.

If you have ever had to ban yourself from Facebook for a day because you started talking to yourself in  "status speak" while you did stuff like wash dishes or fold laundry. "so-so is really wishing oatmeal didn't dry like cement on spoons..." or "is maybe loving the way this new detergent smells", you might be a so-so.

If you enjoy dressing up your dog in doll clothes and wigs while you clean your daughter's room, you might be a so-so.

If your dog kind of enjoys being dressed up in doll clothes while you clean your daughter's room, you might be a so-so.

If you've worn flip-flops with socks at all this week, you might be a so-so.

If most words in your home end in y and don't clear the spell-checker on any word-processing program {eewy, snoozy, grossy, barfy, froofy, lickery, dandruffy, attitudy, diarreahy, wonky....}, you might be a so-so.

If you can't stand it when people touch the screen door with their hands, you might be a so-so. {i have no idea where this comes from, but if you do it at my house and i can see you/feel you... rest in peace.}

If any of the top searches in your Google search bar include the phrase mustache ride, you might be a so-so.

and finally,

If you have ever been so hard-up for a blog post you resorted to ripping-off a blue-collar comedian, you might be a so-so.